2* I will not deign to acknowledge any comments made by the current superstar about me especially since they were made for the sole purpose of creating a buzz about a game show that is being hosted by said star. So what if said gameshow was previously hosted by me.
3* In my role as spokeperson for my son’s personal life, I will not make statements about how he should produce a grandson soon. Instead, I will be politically correct and say a grandperson.
4* In my role as spokeperson for my son’s personal life, I will not call his girl-friend ‘domesticated’. No, that describes a potty-trained wild cat, not my future daughter-in-law .
5* I will not go to every one and anyone who is willing to listen and keep waxing lyrical about my son’s acting abilities and how natural he is at it.
6* I will not gift my son an expensive car in front of the media
7* I will not gift my son an expensive car in front of the media and then deny it
8* I will not gift my son an expensive car in front of the media,deny it and then have Mr.Loyal Friend say it’s his car
9* I will not go to every one and anyone who is willing to listen and keep waxing lyrical about my son’s acting abilities and the wide varieties of roles he accepts.
10* For sake of all my fans worldwide, I will just stop talking.
Past, Present and Me 